Peek Into Your Soul: A Survey About You
Name: Josh
Age: 28
Height: 701/4 inches
Weight: 140
Hair color: brownish, give or take a few shades!
Eye color: blue
Pimples?: no
Glasses/Contacts?: no
Freckles?: all over, strategically!
Favorites
Subject: Paranormal Activity
Book: Equal Rights
TV show: House M.D.
Movie: Zoolander
Author: Terry Pratchett
Artist: DaVinci
Actor/Actress: Kevin Spacey/Charlize Theron
Food: Calamari
Drink: ChocoMartini with Godiva Chocolate
Animal: Monkey
Band: Aerosmith
Song: Lately? Untitled by Simple Plan
Instrument: Piano
Facial Feature: Smile
Color: Blue
Place to visit: Africa
Room in your house/apartment: Bathroom
Fictional Character: Peter Pan
Teacher: Jakie Cabe, Drama Director for TCC N.E.
Grade (so far): 2.79
Mythological Creature: Pheonix
Web site: Tshirthell.com
Thing to do: write
Day of the week: Sunday
Season: Fall
Month: July
Type of weather: Sunny, calm and mild temp
Do you...
Drink?: to quell the pain
Smoke?: out of habit
Drive?: not nearly enough
Kiss on the first date?: only if the chemistry is right
Have sex on the first date?: not anymore
Do drugs?: only prescriptions (prescribed to me) now
Live outside your means?: Only if I'm trying to impress lenders
Obssess over your looks?: in a negative fashion (low self esteem, thanks dad!)
Abuse your family and friends?: Family, yes Friends, no
Get good grades in school?: when I apply myself
Get sleepy during the day?: only when the sun's too bright
Own a car?: '98 Saturn SL1
Own more than 15 pairs of shoes?: HA! I don't think I've owned 15 pairs my entire life!
Own more than 5 pairs of jeans?: Maybe 5 exactly!
Have you ever...
Smoked a joint?: When I had brain cells tp kill
Stayed up all night?: When I write
Cussed in from of your parents?: Let me think? hmm... uh.... yeah!
Hurt the feelings of someone you loved?: Love, don't get me started!
Had your feelings hurt by someone you loved?: yes
Failed a class?: yes, only becuase I got the date of my final wrong!
Been really really scared?: My first out of body experience
Had to face a phobia?: yes
Cried in public?: yes
Thrown up at school?: no
Been kicked out of the store?: yes, when I was like 10 for stealing pencils for pencil break
Been in a car wreck?: 3 times, 1 severe
Dumped someone?: once
Been dumped?: all the time
Had a one-night-stand?: 3 X's
Kissed and told?: who hasn't?
Cussed in a Churst (or some other religious structure)?: Define the boundaries
Beaten someone up?: no need for physical violence, when mental hurts more
Been beaten up?: when I was 7, by the neighborhood bully
Broken a bone?: cracked my skull, never broken though
Been willing to sell your soul to the devil for something?: Won't go there...
Lied to someone you loved?: Lies are diplomatic in nature, so I don't feel too bad YES
Stolen from a friend?: Trust, that's it!
Eaten an entire gallon of ice cream in one day?: A few times
Gotten an award?: Many
Told a joke no one thought was funny?: Yep
Laughed so hard you cried?: yes, kinda morbid now that I think about it
Cried so hard you laughed?: Is this the part where Dementia sets in?
Been to the opera?: not really
Fallen asleep in class?: yes
Been cheated on by your boyfriend/girlfriend?: yes, god... anymore wounds you'd like to open, cuz the river Josh is running red right now!
Cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend?: Never
Been in love?: I thought I was, till I found out that love is a fairy tale not worth living!
Gone out with someone who was married?: As a friend or for the taking?
Gone out with someone a lot older than you?: Yes... but I wouldn't want someone to go to jail, wait it's been more than seven years...okay?
Been stood up on a date?: yes, but it wasn't really a date, date
Looked horrible in a yearbook picture?: My Marine Corps Grad Book
Done something life-threatening?: Jump off a cliff, climbed cliffs that were deemed unclimbable, went to Africa in a war stricken, poverty ridden, disease infested area
Cut school?: College, a lot!
Bought a lottery ticket?: When I feel lucky
Cheated on a test?: No
Can you...
Swim?: yes
Ride a bike?: yes
Draw?: not really
Sing?: i think so
Dance?: like an idiot
Skateboard?: used to
Speak a second language?: does Spanglish count?
Play an instument?: half assed
Recite the Gettysburg Address?: what r u nutz?
Label all fifty states?: if i really thought that would do something for me
Name all the US presidents in the order they served?: get bent!
Read Tarot Cards, runes, palms, and/or, tea leaves?: That's a little too freaky, and ridiculous for me
Cook?: like a pro
Whistle?: wouldn't you like to know
Snap?: Okay, I'm not retarded!
Cross your eyes?: Hope to die?
Touch your nose with you tongue?: I can find better uses with my toungue!
Balance a book on your head?: Which one?
Sew?: your mouth shut!
Recite the ABCs backwards without pausing?: if I'm drunk maybe
If given the opportunity, would you...
Kill someone you hate?: Vengence is mine saith the Lord. They'll get theirs
Have sex with someone really really really hot?: Like on fire? Might be a little difficult at first, but hey! I'm game
Star in a movie?: Just waiting for the opportunity
Be on the cheerleading squad/football team?: Don't make me sick!
Become the king/queen of a coutry?: Only if there was no Parliament
Steal something you wanted?: Plead the Fifth
Cheat on a lover?: Only if it made me famous for doing it
Let someone cheat on their lover with you?: Likewise
Experiment with someone the same sex as you?: yes
Live the life of someone else?: depends
Sell your soul to the devil in exchange for something you really want?: I think I already did, boy did I get screwed on that deal!
Go back in time and change something from happening?: Does Exsistence count?
Go to the moon?: Hell ya!
Run for president?: Only if I could remodel the White House
Pick one
Coke or Pepsi?: Dr Pepper
Cats or dogs?: Cats, large ones!
Really smart or really hot?: depends, which one has the most money?
Really successful or really popular?: Successfull has limits, popularity has boundaries... you tell me!
Really rich or really famous?: Rich, Rich, Rich.... did I mention Rich?
Smart and depressed or stupid and happy?: Well, being that I'm the first in this line of questioning I think I'll stay where I'm at
Summer or winter?: Winter
Spring or fall?: Fall
Hot or cold?: Cold
Love or lust?: lust is love, love... let the Christian's have that 1
Chocolate or vanilla?: Chocolate
Skateboarding or surfing?: Skateboarding
Which of your friends is the most...
Friendly?: Wes
Loud?: John, but that's what makes him so re-got-damn-diculously funny!
Timid?: Terrie
Talkative?: Anthony
Annoying?: No one
Hot?: Past friends: Lindsay Presently:
Tall?: Emily
Short?: Tiffany
Smart?: I surround myself with intellegent people in all aspects of life
Crazy?: That's my role and I'd be damned to give it up to anyone else!
Funny?: Jon
Who/When/What's the last...
Person you talked to on the phone?: Logan
Song you listened to?: Untitled by Simple Plan
CD you listened to?: Cancerous, my own mixed CD
Movie you watched?: Chornicles of Riddick, Lame!
Book you read?: Monsterous Regiment
Thing you ate?: Triscuit
Thing you bought?: Red Bull and Powdered donuts
Time you cried?: Last night 11/01/05
Time you laughed?: Today, watching Chris Klien get Punk'D
Been scared?: 03-2001 in Africa
Kissed someone?: this afternoon
Told someone you love them?: Today
Prayed?: In Africa 03-2001
Hugged someone?: Today